So I had a dream that I had a dream that I wanted to turn into a book. I was so stoked in the dream and it was all so good and all, and when I woke up, I focused on remembering it and then I thought it was really dumb? But still kinda workable I guess?
It kinda centered around four main characters. The main protagonist is some middle aged guy who likes working on his garden. The other major character is a wood sprite (???) and her house is destroyed. I think it's because of the main guy, but there's also something about an asteroid? And then there's this college kid that has a really thick New Jersey accent and he kind of has superpowers and gets drafted by this fraternity thing that gathers people with superpowers and arms them with baseball bats or something and tells them they have to kill wood sprites and other hidden magical beings because apparently they think they're evil? And there's a fourth character who is a woman and I can't for the life of me remember her role in that weird dream but she was like incredibly important to the plot?
So from what I remember, basically the story starts off with the main character destroying her home and she makes him take responsibility. Bicker bicker, hilarity ensues. First they kind of just have to outsmart the college kid, but later on he kinda sees that sprites are not bad and decides to leave the fraternity and joins them because through various plot twists it turns out that this asteroid thing is going on and they need to unravel some conspiracy? And in the end home is where the heart is and they go on a road trip because there's no point in trying to rebuild that home? (Yeah, I think I remember now - the protagonist destroyed it first and then she rebuilt it and it got destroyed again by the asteroid).
It's incredibly stupid. But I think I could make it into a "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" type of deal, I guess?
Why do I keep getting ideas mid-idea?
I'll never finish anything like this!