I would kidnap you then and keep you in a dungeon, where I'd have you all to myself, Josef Fritzl style
Yeah, I don't think so. If you killed her I certainly wouldn't date you.
Give me her name, address and telephone number so I can kill her and have you all to myself, like the true psycopath I really am
Don't be angry. I'm dating a woman I've been crazy about for months
Who are you seeing Bluey!? I want to impregenate you with my baby!
Um...I think we should see other people *runs* Owait, I already am
I wanna make intense hardcore love to you Phone number... yours... gimme... now....
Oh dear god he can usernote people! We're all doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!
Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Smooch, Smooch, Slurp, Slurp!
You harm my beloved and I will hurt you. As for Jessica, doesn't look like a different girl to me. She's just dyed her hair.
