Funny you mention Bruce Wayne. I tend to use that name in Starbucks when I feel like being an idiot. Why? Because I'm Batman
change your name to Tony Stark and become a billionaire. Or better yet, Bruce Wayne. Then if anyone asks why you can say "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN"
What do you reckon my new name ought to be? Where would I move? Australia simply isn't far enough!
if you were, I think it'd be totally justified to change your name and move to a different continent
Yeah sadly I have to live with him. Still could be worse, I could be related to the prick.
My apologies, he must be a real piece of work
Don't say that, you're going to give douchecanoe's a bad name. It's not fair on them they shouldn't be associated with one whom the appropriate terms cannot be expressed by mere text alone.
Ick, your roommate sounds like a douchecanoe
