I dun really care who the smurf you were expecting.
Anyway, I have to be honest with you.
But Pikachu SUXZ even more!
And since he sux, the answer must be Pikachu!
But why Superman SHASHA? HE SUX!
So I guess it is choice two. "SUPERMAN"
But you claim you had no secret lover!
I take it that you chose the first one "YOUR SECRET LOVER"
PIKACHU?
SUPERMAN?
