Well, I wish I such a clever subconscious!
Of course!
Then your subconscious is cleverer than you are. :P
Um no I'm not that clever (wait, I shouldn't have said that)
Was that a witty jab at my sexuality?! :P
No preference, just as long as it isn't spoilt with fruit!
Swiss?
Erm, well, chocolates are good!
I'm sorry, what can I do to make it up to you?
Your hatred of Lady Gaga upsets me