As Capitan le Captain fly in from his winter holidays, he realised that his ears were crying. "What's wrong, my flappy accomplises? Take care all." He asked. "Bloop bleep blap fap mac chappers flap." They replied. "OOH EE BAH GUM THAT'S FLIPPIN' AWWWWFUL! Take care all." He cried. "What can I do to help? Take care all." "Land you silly twat, and sit next to a damn fire." His left, and slightly ruder, ear replied angrily. ""Righto. Take care all." Thus the Capitan le Captain landed, and ran to the nearest house fire, to warm his pretty all hearing, all seeing, all knowing ears. After his ears were successfully warmed, they thanked/cursed at him, and he rushed over to the Houses of Parliament, and displayed his phallus to the Prime Minister. Had Capitan le Captain known what such an amazing thing would do to any mortal man, he wouldn't have done it, but he was drunk and clearly didn't know. The Prime Minister then figured a way to end all wars, and bring World Peace! After he had successfully set about with the World Peace stuff, he then invented an amazing invention to power the Earth for another 2 billion years - without maintenance! Capitan le Captain was gutted, because he had already invented and come up with all that crap when he was first born, and he was planning on declaring it to the world on CHRISTMAS DAY 2006. Poor Capitan. MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU MAGICALLY WANGERED MAN!
I'm going to lie and say that I don't respect you or your opinions. The way you write and word sentences is horrific, and you're easily the worst member of this forum. Though I'm only saying that to be different. YOU'RE MAKING US ALL INTO SHEEP! Seriousness aside, are you actually God? Or at least some kind of spirit here to give mankind guidance?
