So you're hungry for murder?
I'm hungry. Let's kill something to satisfy my hunger.
Of course
I think I'm holding the ultimate sword of imbalance and haxxorz. That is why I am not in a coma like stupor. Should I dupe one for you?
You can read a Tome of Clear Thought to increase you intelligence by up to 5, and wear a Headband of Intellect to increase it by up to another 6 You can also increase an ability score by 1 every 4th level And technically, with an intelligence score below 3 you should only exist as an NPC, and below 0 you should be in a coma-like stupor I hope you're not forgetting to take a shot every time I make a reference to a tabletop RPG
Mine is -196478. How can I get smarter? Yay!! Together forever! We will eat sunflower seeds and breed fat hamsters together!
My intelligence score is only an 11. I just rolled well on that skill check You don't have to go without me. We can be together forever
I think you are right! He is too dumb to rearrange our name! Why are you so smart Værn? How can I go without you?
Let's just call him mean things like Mold Anus I don't think he create such hurtful insults by rearranging our names like that
He is much more evil than us. What should we do? We got a competitor! We will never win at the Evil people Olympics if he is around.
