Conversation Between Dignified Pauper and Peegee

I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND WHO WANTS TO SEX

so who are you today?

YEAH SO LIEK WHAT NO W

I so fat my goal weight is triple digits

you're fat. Lose more weight please.

yo dawg, we herd you like asl so we put an a in your sl so you can asl while you asl.

Yo dog, we herd you like trolls, so we put a bridge under your bridge so you can troll while you troll.

Yo dog, we herd you like spam, so we put a post in your post so you can spam while you spam..

asl azn?

A/S/L?