But I was told not to listen to wolves too! Especially one that tried to disguise as a raccoon!
Never listen to crows, they tell lies to people so children will grow horns and be sold by their parents to the circus.
But I'm special! I rot faster!!! Must be the sushi that I ate! A crow that I met living near the asylum told me sushi speed up decomposition by a lot!
More like six months to a year... decomposition is a slow process, not to mention all the preservatives in your system would probably make it last longer.
Decay and maggot infestation happens to me in a few moments! My corpse is one of a kind!
That's not a "moment" now is it?
But if my corpse rot and decay filled with maggots and germs, will I still be beautiful!?
The short answer is Yes.
I am gonna die a few moments later, does that mean I am truly beautiful?
You will get used to it!! And you will be known as Free Kanno!! You will be as popular as that whale!