It is veritable buffet of penises! Here is a penis selfie you took of one of them: I keep this one in my wallet. I have no idea why it looks like Cliff Richard.
So your eyes are feasting on my 3 PENIS?
Yes you took 353 but they are for my eyes only
Did I take a selfie of myself naked before the whole accident? I wanna see it.
I always thank god that you survived with your one wing, three legs, 2 arms, three PENIS, two spinal cord,fourth hip, bionic arm, 36 tenticles and twenty nipples in tact.
Yes, I lost two legs, four pairs of wings, six tails and a pigtail.
You were never the same after that big ski accident
I don't remember getting married either!
No it just means I am a funny colour. oh, I don't remember getting divorced
Does that mean we are married again?
