Well, the officially best SSBM player in the world actually lives in California too. Oh, and TRL, the reason I belive that is because I'm a freak who belives he's capable of ANYTHING! xD
I seriously belive I could atleast 3-stock you without too much trouble.
Europe's, so far, biggest SSBM tourney! I'm going to participate! Tifa's Real Lover(really: Sadly, I don't think you'll come, right? It would be awesome to 99-stock you if you WOULD come, though.
2 days left to the big, bad, best, bizzare and brutal SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE TOURNEY!!!
2 days left! OMG! *dies*
Ultima Shadow: I like boobs Captain Cake: lol, u said boobz!1111 Sick penguin: Heh, boobs!!! I like EXTREME boobs! lol Now you may ask: "What's the difference between extreme boobs and regular boobs?" Well, let's compare the two and find out! First, let's compare the size: Regular boobs have a regular size, while extreme boobs have an extreme size. Now, let's compare the "squeezyness"... Mog: STOP! THIS IS NOTHING FOR KIDS LIKE YOU! YOU SICK AND PERVERTED LITTLE BRAT!!! *CENSORED* Everyone else: And once again, Mog ruins the day! :mog:
Nobody died. But this time, our own little super hero SLADE bet all his money on Old Manus! What an unexpected turn of events! Too bad, this round will be Faris VS Psy, so there's a high probability that Old Manus won't win. Faris, standing on the not-yet-named battlefield faced her opponent, Psy, who where messing around with some weird stick. "LET THE BATTLE BEGIN", some weird voice shouted out of nowhere. Faris slowly began to move closer to Psy... and Psy jumped up and down in pure excitement! "OMG! You're freaking HAWT! Like... will you marry me, you sexy beast?", Faris asked. "Like... if you can throw this football 100 miles I'm all yours, babe!", Psy answered. Faris threw a football 12 meters! "OMG! THAT WAS AWESOME! I'M ALL YOURS!!!", Psy yelled while jumping in circles. Faris suddenly started to laugh like a megaphone-eating monster machine!!! Then, suddenly! A puppet made of MEAT appeared and started to sing a scary song about grapefruits getting eaten alive by big, evil monkeys! Old Manus teleported into the battlefield and named the battlefild "The lazerbeam cool flashy thingy with glitter"! Then, he said "All your base are belong to us!", and the entire world transformed into a big watermelon! "Old Manus like... p0Wned everyone else! He's the winner! OMG!!!", Somebody said. WOW! YAY! Slade's like... the first winner to ever win something!!! Your money has now been officially doubled!
Nobody got hit by a car.
Naven Rox, Sox my Lox!!!
Ultima Shadow VS Casteal! (fighting on backwards-beach) As usual, nobody placed a bet. Nobody: It seems like nobody likes to bet! Nobody: Anyways... let's start... The beach was backwards. Don't ask me how... don't ask me what the heck I'm talking about... it was simply just... backwards... somehow. Ultima Shadow juggled a few tomatoes in his hands, paying no attention at all to his opponent, Casteal, who was busy headbanging while listening to "My Little Ponny- Heavy Metal Mix" on her Rock-Radio. "LET THE BATTLE BEGONE!!!", a crab said, and the entire battlefield dissapeared! WHAT THE...? Crab: S-sorry! *battlefield is restored* ... Crab: LET THE BREAK BEGIN!!! *everyone takes a break* Crab: Oh... ops... GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Crab: I... I'm sorry... :laughing: Now let ME handle this!!! "LET THE F****NG D*** SHI** ***** ******* ******* BATTLE BEGIN!!!" *silence* Ultima Shadow was **********!!! While Casteal *************!!! Ultima Shadow: *************!!! Casteal: YOU *****!!! Ultima Shadow: WHAT THE ****** YOU ****!!! Casteal: STOP ***** YOU LITTLE ******* OR ELSE I'LL ********!!! Ultima Shadow: BAH! ************************!!! Casteal: *****************************!!! ... Crab: A... a swearing battle? ARGH! Let's try one more time, ok? LET... THE... BATTLE... BEGIN!!! Ultima Shadow threw his tomatoes on the sandy beach, stomped on them and then, with a weird smile, he announced that he was "satisfied". Casteal was still headbanging like crazy while singing "OH! PONNY! MY LITTLE PONNY!!! YEAH, PONNY BABY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! PONNY!!! OH, MY PONNY! LITTLE PONNY!!! WHEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" and didn't even notice Ultima Shadow's very existence! Now Ultima Shadow, also listening to "My Little Ponny- Heavy Metal Mix", started to dance! He danced to the music for a long time... but then... suddenly... he made a most terrible discovery! There where not enough drums!!! Burning with anger, Ultima Shadow charged at the radio and kicked it into the sea!!! The music stopped. "WTF!?", Casteal yelled. "No drums, no music!", Ultima Shadow said calmly. "WHAAAAT!? YOU FREAKING n00b!!! You're going DOWN!!!" Ultima Shadow and Casteal started a beachball-war. Sometimes they even threw SAND at each other!!! But then... Ultima Shadow dived into the sea like a PENGUIN!!! "What the heck are you doing?", Casteal asked. "I'm searching for pretty stones!", Ultima Shadow replied and smiled. "OMG! Pretty stones, you say? I want pretty stones too!!!", Casteal shouted and then dived into the sea like a 10-legged octopus! "I WILL FIND THE PRETTIEST STONE!", Ultima Shadow yelled. After a few hours, they both sat on the beach, all wet and faituged... and they both had a gray, uggly, dirty and dissgusting stone in their hands. "LOOK! Mine's prettier than yours! It got sea-snails on it!!!", Casteal said and sticked out her tongue. "But... but mine's all covered in sand and clay an stuff!", Ultima Shadow desperately replied. "It's just as pretty as yours... I mean... it's much prettier than yours!!!". "NO WAY!", casteal yelled. "Mine's TWICE as pretty as yours!", she said. "It's NOT! MINE'S THE PRETTIEST!!!", Ultima Shadow screamed and banged his head into the sandy beach. "OUCH! THAT HURT!". Ultima Shadow started to cry. "Awwww, poor thing! cheer up! Here! I'll give you this pretty stone!", Casteal said. "OMG! A PRETTY STONE WITH SEA SNAILS ON IT!? THANKS!!!" Ultima Shadow replied. Then... absolutely nothing happened and the battle was declared... A DRAW!!! ONCE AGAIN, NOBODY WON!!! Nobody: YAY! Well... I dearly hope that you've been betting some MONEY this time! Nobody: Yes, I have! Awesome! How much? Nobody: 0!!!! Oh... Nobody: What's wrong THIS TIME!? Betting 0 won't change ANYTHING AT ALL! It's... not a valid bet! Nobody: Oh... Next battle will be Faris VS Psy... because "SHE" said so! Will "nobody" ever place a valid bet? Will someone ever actually win a battle, or will the draw-nightmare continue? You'll get the answere in the next battle! faris VS Psy on "Basketball Island"!!!
