We need to make a thread about this and make it like "The Beginner's Guide to the Xeno series" xDDDD
I also have a daughter made of millions of tiny robots who's not really my daughter because she was made by me in a previous life at a time where evil body-jacking mom was president and no one could have kids. I can also make her grow up for some reason People are literally changing into salt by touching space ghosts
Who also used that skill to take over my mother and subject me to brutal torture experiments I made an android that's kind of Mary Magdalene and my boyfriend made her kill him and was brought back as an antagonist who emotionally abused me before revealing his identity and claiming he DID IT ALL FOR ME
Also, there's this kinda evil woman who's the original mother of every human on the planet except for me and she's kinda also my soulmate but not quite and she can hijack the body of any female human on the planet at any time only because she's literally written into all of our genetic code God, I think I need to replay Xenogears
Try explaining these things to someone without context xD "So what are the Xeno games about?" "Hold up, let me get my charts."
There's also actually a real God who is really a pretty swell dude who just wants to go home but the bad God computer doesn't wanna let him
Our God figure is actually an A.I. who wants to harvest us over 10000 years for space parts Weird, violent alien things are actually dead people who reject the afterlife collectivism and are slowly leading the universe to destruction
I have been in love with the same girl for 10000 years but I really only wished her into existence because I needed a mother figure My girlfriend is dead but it turns out they actually just turned her into a robot and I'M the dead one and the sword was just using my body
The xeno games are weird "The masked dude is kinda my dad and also kind of a previous incarnation of myself"
*realian not realism XD
