HEY STEVE I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?
haha I don't keep disappearing, you just don't take good care of me when you go through your pockets for things, you knock me out and leave me behind!
Well, if you keep disappearing, I can't really speak to you!
mmm but that would result in you never speaking to me again haha
It is not a secret at all! Hairs are meant to be seen and shared!
Is this your secret plan to see me naked? It's very cunning haha
Only topless? The apes are naked!
Well I was going to watch Planet Of The Apes but I figure I might get the same result by watching myself topless on a skype chat. Care to test this theory?
Oh mine! And the planet of the apes is gonna hit the cinema too! Gonna watch something hairy?
yes ma'am
