You've been gone a long time. I saw a dinosaur eating a whale today and it made me think of you.
No. Not that dinosaur. I don't much like Barney.
Barney in da house? o_O
Oh yay! That's a load of my back. I was dreading having to throw a party. I would have done something crazy like invite a bunch dinosaurs. That certainly wouldn't have ended well!
The party was a success. The only things that were left sober were empty bottles of booze. The day is won, the battle is done.
You should throw them a party to get their lives back on track! I know that would help me, if something terrible like that happened in my town.
They'll never be the same again
Oh gee. Poor them.
I know. It was the second coming and the apocalypse all in one sitting.
Oh dear. Well, that's a disaster.