I fail at life in general, so if I can't empty a stapler I honestly won't be surprised.
You'll try to empty the stapler? To be honest, if you fail at that then you might as well just give up on life.
I'll try to empty the stapler before I try it.
ENSURE THE STAPLER IS EMPTY. By Jingo doth it hurt. Well...not really actually.
Ouchies. I gotta try that.
I stapled a post-it note to my head once. I didn't mean to. It was supposed to be magic but I forget to check the stapler was empty.
I put a post-it on my head once. Though that isn't nearly as riveting as your story, Quin.
I got hit by a fire engine. It was speeding because it was on fire. The ambulance that came to help me didn't notice me so ended up running right over me. That was a fun night.
Weeeeoooo I am a fire engine.
