Conversation Between Old Manus and Jiro

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  1. That's sensible. You gotta make sure you can last the distance, after all. No point partying so hard that the party stops.
  2. i still party hard! just with progressively longer recovery periods
  3. That was the best one so far. You're ace brah.
  4. A'yo

    Yo

    check this trout out yo

    uhh, uhhh

    my rhymes are flawless, they leave you jawless
    beat you raw, listen as i rob this
    mic i'm holding, smouldering with the flames i spit
    no hoping, you can cry back to yo momma
    and find i left her in a shallow pit
    i dug the grave
    but she not buried yet cuz you next, i ain't finished with this trout
    go get the 12 guage from the trunk
    you can't shoot cuz you gots no balls you little punk
    no this slug is for you
    now form an orderly queue, over your grave
    and while you sweat it out you better behave
    cuz i'm judge jury executioner
    lettin slugs loose in ya
    and as the sweat starts oozin' ya sphincter loosen
    throw yo troutty drawers in the hamper
    next time come strapped with a pamper
    now you wonderin' why you just gotta die
    it's cuz i heard from a guy who does tell no lie
    That you had sex with a hippopotamus.
    No seriously, what the hell dude.
  5. cheers bro
  6. You're younger than I thought you were. I suppose this is a good thing. Merry birthday Mr Manus.
  7. I bet you're a baldy Old Manus. I bet even your hair ran away because it was scared of your face.
  8. yeah well your face is bad
  9. Your comebacks are baaaaaaad.
    GEDDIT?
  10. sheep
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