That doesn't sound too good, actually.
I'll buy you a stake-through-the-heart Dr Acula How does that sound?
Hmm... I dunno... buy me something, then I may just make up my mind about you.
It's 5-star living, all the way ahead! It's better than living in the Ritz baby! So... have I seduced your heart yet, Dr Acula!
What a way to live!
We'd live in a cardboard box next to a piss-stained toilet in a railway station, surviving on 2 dollars a week! Great life ahead for both of us
Aww, thank you A Most Loved Man. Where would we live, and more importantly, how much money do you have?
If you don't like phones, then meet me! WE CAN LIVE TOGETHER FOREVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER I love you Dr Acula MARRY ME!
Hello, deranged mad man. I am a disillusioned white mage. Sure, we can be friends. I don't like phones though.
Hello I am a deranged mad man. Can I have your phone number so we can be friends?
