It's because they love you, really.
They're terrorizing me. That's what they're doing.
I moved to England What are the bad people doing?
OH RIGHT. XD lolz where'd you move to???????? also. Make people stop being weird. Please.
No I mean somewhere over 3000 miles from where I was a month ago.
WHAT. EVER. No excuse for leaving me behind. A far away land? You mean.... You were tripping acid?
I moved to a far away land and that is why I have not been around much recently
I -did-! XDD MWAH!
Missed me?