Sometimes I'm so funny I forget to tell a joke at all!
That was so funny I forgot to laugh
You poor thing. Is there some sort of manbaby charity I can donate to to alleviate your suffering?
I'm all man baby
Such a man!
Psh to protection I say!
Not too careful to use protection, I hope.
I'm always careful
Careless talk costs lives. I hope you were careful.
I was on the phone until 2am