Magic carpet is Persian, you racist! I'm flying on the magical and magnificent Auto Rickshaw! (Google it) And cows are really feisty. You need to have true martial warrior soul to defeat the evil and vicious cows. TRAIN YOUR SOUL
Damn, if I meet a cow in an alley at night, it's the cow or me. A fight I would lose and I'd be dead. I'm glad you're having freedom and fun, 2 of the 3 important F's (the third is smurf). Go home with lots of stories and no gifts. Tell them your stories are your gifts. People love that. I'd never steer you wrong. So, where exactly do you stay? Hotels? Or are you flying around on a magic carpet? Fingers crossed for the latter.
Don't make me come over and make accept it! 😡 just kidding I won't leave India! You can't make me! Cows are very holy here and walk everywhere and poop everywhere, but they're smurfing crazy and meeting a cow at night in an alley can be quite traumatic. And it's really not that tough. At first you get a cultural shock, but the amount of freedom and fun makes up for it really fast. And you remember right! I'm from the land of le Jews.
Five days late! Hopefully you aren't across Europe and tied up in an adventure, or a crazy's person barn by now. When I get access to the Internet is a little sporadic these days. I'm glad it went smoothly with your friends. But did it go smoothly with me? You drop such a drama bomb and just expect me to accept it?! Are cows so revered there? I'm the least cultured person you'll ever meet. I exist in my bubble. I thought Columbia was an island until I was, like, twenty-five. I could never do what you're doing. Takes a certain amount of guts to trek foreign lands for half a year. Because... you're from Israel, right? That's what I remember, at least.
I only came out last year so it's still pretty new I guess. I only came out to my friends and of course it went smoothly with them, but my parents don't trout yet! :P After India I suppose. And I do get it! Now I can come back home and tell everyone how negative energies they have and stop eating cows because they're pooping everywhere and it makes them sacred and it's bad karma and trout! I'm coltured as smurf, yo.
Welcome to the cult of homosexuals. Were you always? Did I just forget this about you? I have a terrible memory. How did that coming out come along? Smoothly, I hope. You don't have to answer if it's a... thing. I know it can be a thing. I live in Key Largo now, a little island off of Florida that specializes in bicycle enthusiasts and truck drivers fighting each other. Which side of the gang war am I on?! I'll never tell. Your life sounds much more exciting than mine. I bet you're getting lots of experiences, memories, culture, all that trout you can rub in other people's faces for the rest of your life. You get it, man, get it.
Moved out of the house to live for year on my own, came out of the closet and now I'm traveling in India for six months for relaxation. So I'll say that I'm smurfin' life. I'm happy to read you moved! You always said you wish to move out of Indiana (am I right? That was the place right?). Where are you living now? And congratz on the boyfriend!
Oh, hey you, Lara H.L. Croft! Been ages. Not much is sup. I moved, have a job, still dating someone, I take poops sometimes. I am but a normal person navigating the 20's. What's going on with you? You getting smurfed by life or smurfing life? Huge difference!
You're a filthy shoe, just so you know. And if you can't understand, that's me trying to be funny. But seriously we haven't talked in ages! Sup?
Good guess. It is sexier than a naked ballerina. But compliments won't help you here! I want my twenty. NOW!
