Rawr
Burzum iz s0 kewl mang
so i herd u liek Burzum
Touché.
Do you need a reason to kick random people in the nuts?
Oh come on, I already got hit in the nuts by this nine year old on Friday. D: I pushed her away and she kind of flew... Why would you want to kick me in the nuts anyway, fellow Immortal fan?
I am going to kick you in the nuts!
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Also, don't play them near trees, the tree usually sucks it up and you end up looking like Vikeve.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Air_guitar