I crack all the jokes. Only some of them good.
Still cracking a good joke?
I specialize in making food from the remains of my enemies!
Cook? You mean Chef? CONGRATS!!!! COOK ME SOMETHING AWESOME!!!!
Twas but a break, during which ,any a great thing has happened! (I'm gonna train to be a cook and get paid more! )
You live!!
No worries Little Neowy Cracky, you will always be the one that I will tuck to bed and dotes on you with all my love. I will even sing lullabies for you. Screw this Bruno Mars guy who sounds like a brand for a chocolate.
No, I just feel like you have broken my soul.
Oh are you jealous?
...Yep, definitely turning down your proposal now.
