Oh man you are cool!
I'm so cool, the staples are made of ice.
Man, sometimes I wish I was as cool as you.
I chew up nails and spit out staples, foo'!
You just have to be a badass.
Seems dangerous to me....
I have no idea. Maybe it's a clever party thing?
Why would you put keys in your pie?
It's tasty
What? To me, that's just three words.
