*Punt!*
You scream and scream until you lose your voice. No one seems to hear you. If you are alone in the woods and you scream will anyone hear? "There they are! The prophesied one!" Some one was coming! Out of the bushes popped Bambi! "BAMBI!!" you exclaimed. Bambis eyes turn red and a bunch of woodland creatures come to carry you off. You: Start punting squirrels or let them take you away?
*Screams!*
Mr. Bloom blushes at you. Barney rolls his eyes, "whatever man this is getting too gay in here." He pistol slaps you and you're out... You wake up in a middle of a jungle. You need to stop this randomly passing out thing. You: Decide to look around, sit and wait for someone to find you, or scream for someone?
"Hey baby. ;]"
Barney pulled out his gun shoving it in your face, "Bitch what you want with us eh?" "B just stop man stop," said Bloom to B while pulling him off you. "I don't care yo." He gave you a glare, "This bish is all up in our job. He needs to be taken out!" You just quiver in fear while surrounded by these famous people. "No, this "Bish" is needed! The boss man said we need him," Bloom was nice to you. This author thinks he wants your body. You: Hit on mr. Bloom, ask who this boss man is and what are you needed for, or stay quiet?
*Stares*
Mr. Bloom walks in, "So mister Tamatu. What do you want with my people?" You just stare, I mean come on Orlando freaking Bloom is standing in front of you. You hear the door crack open and a sliver of light shines through. In steps a figure, you can't make it out because of the light. You see purple, the first color you make out. "I love you, you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me too?" muttered the purple dinosaur. You: start screaming like a little school girl or just stare?
*Twiddly thumbs*
You position yourself to get the proper nad kicking in when more trolls come around. You kick the troll in front of you and the on coming ones all in the nads! It doesn't phase them! These trolls are asexual! Crazy I know. Mr. Bloom comes over and punches you in the face... knocking you out. You wake up in a dark room. You: Scream for help or sit idly waiting.
