Ya srsly. Being a awesomely awesome superhero is hard work sometimes
Gah, sounds like a pain in the ass. Sorry to hear that. Hope things pick up soon.
Well lets see...I resuced an old man from a burning building, stopped a runaway pram, aided a sucessful uprising against an evil dictator, discovered the long-lost city of Atlantis...the usual, nothing too exciting.
Hello, have you been up to any thrilling heroics lately?
Sexual deviant? Heh, that's a laugh
I miss my little blue buddy! How is my favorite sexual deviant?
OMG YAY!
Express your joy that I am back on this site! Ummm... Yah....
Lol I know. That was my failed attempt at humour.
