When I was a little kid I tried looking up a bad word in the dictionary and the teacher snuck up behind me. When she suddenly asked me what I was looking up I was frightened and told her I was looking up the word shoe.
You horny bastard. Here's my number: 1337
I like being mildly provokatized.
I'm sorry I couldn't help it please don't molest meeee!
HOW DARE YOU MAKE A CHEESY FFVII REFERENCE TO BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE!
I'm not sure if I should be nice or mean in this usernote, so I'll leave it with neither.
I guess I'll post here again, since you liked it so much the first time. It's not like I'm famous or anything :rolleyes2
Sure, but with that much tequila in you you'll never get anywhere.
Jack was a bit like a large lobster himself.
I think you're pretty. As long as you ignore the title.