If I was a buffalo, would you eat me?
Have you ever wonder why a Jedi is called Jedi? Or have you ever wonder why am I posting in this usernote and not the next or previous usernote?
And
I was told you left your underwear in a brothel.
Hello Martyr, it's your wonderful friend Devil Man. He think you are blah blah blah blah blah~~~~~ eiwfmweifmwefiowe,fiowfmoiuwefmwefio
I'm your only friend! I'm not your only friend (SPOILER)I'm not actually your friend But I'm a little glowing friend
Christmas, you are so wonderful.
HEY GENDER X I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?
*Amazingly
Alazingly good. I wish I could do it all over again!
