Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and Christmas

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  1. I think I need to edit your brain until it is perfectly correct.

    Protected sex? My rhino is horny.

    You have my utmost respect, why didn't you go be a porn star?
  2. I edited that article to be intentionally incorrect!

    Not rape, no.

    No, they enjoyed it too.
  3. I read the Wikipedia!!!

    Btw, do you rape animals?

    THEIR HUSBANDS DUN!!
  4. What would you know of being English?

    I don't understand, but yes. Absolutely yes.

    Well, I'm certain they did.
  5. True English man do not pass their responsibility to others.

    TOT ALL FRENCHIE HAS A PIG FARM IN THEIR DEN?

    Oh mine, did anyone of you enjoyed the process?
  6. It was professional of me to delegate.

    I can contribute to the washing of you, but I'm afraid I haven't any lard.

    Like I said, three of them.
  7. That is so unprofessional of you to get someone to do your job.

    Apparently I need to wash myself with more lard. Mind contributing some?

    No fat ones?
  8. I didn't, no. But I had someone else do it.

    Yup. Very dirty.

    Seventeen pretty ones and three ugly ones.
  9. Did you drown them before leaving?

    So I am DIRTY huh? DIRTY huh?

    How many women have raped you there?
  10. I let all my slaves go once I left England.

    On clean people, you grow coconut trees. But you are grimy and blegh, so I can only grow potatoes.

    Sorry, it's France. It gets to you, and you quickly become a sex-fiend.
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