For you, lesser terms and conditions!
Figures
Terms and conditions apply!
...Anything I want?
You can be the snake with legs!! You will alway get what you want if it is from me!!
But... I don't want to lose my legs
You sound like that snake tempting Eve to eat the apple in the garden of Eden!!
You are currently tied with my fiancee for sexiest woman ever. But Faris is a goddess and has magical eye-freckle powers, so if you eat her, your eternal youth powers will double and you will be the sexiest ever for all time
Not as much as you!! So that is why you must be eaten!! REALLY!!?! THAT SOUNDS SO TEMPTING!!!
But you are already filled with awesomeness and kindness [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] EATING FARIS WILL MAKE YOU THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE
