Conversation Between Dr. Acula and Quindiana Jones

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  1. Ooh, good choice. Gotta love a havarti sammie.
  2. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE

    But also, havarti.
  3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE KIND OF CHEESE?
  4. Oh man, now I want cheese.
  5. Savour it like a fine cheese, innit?
  6. Sometimes you just need to dwell on a good joke and let yourself appreciate that you are alive at that moment.

    Ha, maybe I should! I'll need to rewatch it to make sure it's not TOO cringe first.
  7. Eurgh, yes. Although, I'll often be in situations where someone makes a quip or pun that is just... it's like Michelin star cuisine. You don't even laugh; you just settle into it and enjoy it. So then I become that idiot who didn't laugh but still wants to show their appreciation so goes "Dave, that was really smurfing funny. I loved that." in my boring human voice xD

    POST IT. THERE'S NOBODY HERE ANYWAYYYYY
  8. Yeah, that happens to me so much.

    What's worse though, is when you tell a joke that you're super smurfing proud of and there's crickets. Heartbreaking.

    I have a video somewhere but it's from the early days when I hadn't quite refined my performance as much
  9. I hate when you get trapped in the loop of figuring out a joke. Something happens and you know there's a joke there. The punchline will be something to do with xyz. But you just can't quite construct it.

    Absolute torture.

    100% gotta rummage through and find a vid somehow. THIS COULD BE THE LAST EVER CHANCE TO GET FUNNIEST MEMBER!
  10. Weirdly enough, I can't seem to remember the setup at all, but the punchline was "I spend more time inside libraries than my boyfriend does inside me". A good geeky sex joke.

    My problem was I would come up with punchlines first and then have to come up with some kind of context, which I feel like is the more difficult way to write a joke :P

    Man, I wish I had a recent video of my stand up to support my nomination. That Ciddie would be in the bag.
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