Conversation Between Ultima Shadow and NeoCracker

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  1. So, when are we having that Hentai party?




  2. Anyways... yeah... now, about that credit card...


    RSL: I won't let you have it!

    Ultima Shadow: *gives RSL some beer*

    RSL: Ok, you can have it!

    Ultima Shadow: *gives kitten RSL's credit card*
  3. Okay, Slade! I'LL DO IT!!! JUST FOR YOU!!!


    Ok, silence please! I'm going to sing a song for Sladdy-daddy!


    *Starts playing a calm, mysterious melody on a guitar* The song that I'm going to sing... is a song about love and hate! An epic tale about brave heroes and dreadful monsters! This, my friends... is the song of...............................

    .... the song of hentai!


    The hero was a hot babe
    Walking on the beach!
    And she was walking into
    The tentacle monster's reach!

    Her boobs were really soft and...
    Very, very big!
    Yeah, she was just as hot as...
    The two chicks in my sig!

    And suddenly it happened
    The tentacle monster striked!
    The tentacles "touched locations"
    That it really seemed to like!

    At first the hero screamed
    But later she enjoyed!
    Tentacles can be nice so...
    It's nothing you should avoid!

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...And THIS is the reason I've never had a girlfriend.
  4. That line was pure genius Shadow,
  5. Sadly, I already stole his credit card and spent all the cash on milkshake.
  6. Hentai is perfect for EVERYONE!
  7. So, I hear you like Hentai.
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