So, like, Mustard and Ketchup were racing, and Ketchup was in front so he was all, "You really should...catch up!" And Mustard laughed so hard that he fell over, had a seizure, foamed from the mouth, and died forever. I mean, I'm not trying to sour things, but somebody has to remember past mistakes.
I brought a vial of lies and a shard of nonsensity here for you.
I brought a lasso of truth and an irrelevant sentence here for you.
I find it positively disgusting when people get a life. There's nothing more terrible than a life.
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