I happen to think his new avatar is the epitome of awesomeness.
Sly like a vietnamese prostitue in a lobster suit? Now that's just sexi.
I love it! Not done yet! You'd think the local farmers would know that i'm at large, but just the other day I saw an unsuspecting barge, I snuck up right behind them, but they were none the wiser, I rammed their ship and sank it, and stole the fertilizer. A bridge outside of moosejaw spans a mighty river, farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a quiver, Cause they know that 'Tractor Jack' Is waiting in the bay, I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail out with their hay! Cause it's a heave! ho!, hi! ho! comin' down the plains, stealin wheat and barley, and all the other grains, And its a ho! Hey!, Hi! hey! farmers bar 'yer doors, when you see the jolly roger on Reginas mighty shores. Y'arrr! Arrr! Arrgghhh! Mountie bob, he chased me, he was always at my throat, he followed on the shoreline cause he did'nt own a boat, but cutbacks were a comin, and the mountie lost his job, so now he's sailin with me, and we call him salty bob. A swinging sword,a skull and bones, a pleasant company, I never pay my income tax, and screw the GST, From albert down to sasketoon, a terror of the sea, if you want to reach a co-op boy, you gotta get by meeeeeeee! Cause it's a heave! ho!, hi! ho! comin' down the plains, stealin wheat and barley, and all the other grains, And its a ho! Hey!, Hi! hey! farmers bar 'yer doors, when you see the jolly roger on Reginas mighty shores. Arrrr! ya salty dog! Arrr You salty cat! you salty moose! Arrr you salty... gopher? wel pirate lifes appealing but you don't just find it here, I heard that in Alberta theres a band of buccaneers they roam the Athabaska, from Smith to port Mc'kay and your bound to lose your stetson if you have to pass their way Well winter is a comin, and A chill is in the breeze, my pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze, I'll be back in springtime, but now i've got to go, I hear theres lots of plundering down in New Mexicoooooo! Cause it's a heave! ho!, hi! ho! comin' down the plains, stealin wheat and barley, and all the other grains, And its a ho! Hey!, Hi! hey! farmers bar 'yer doors, when you see the jolly roger on Reginas mighty shores. Cause it's a heave! ho!, hi! ho! comin' down the plains, stealin wheat and barley, and all the other grains, And its a ho! Hey!, Hi! hey! farmers bar 'yer doors, when you see the jolly roger on Reginas mighty shores. when you see the jolly roger on Reginas mightyyyyyyy... shoooooooooooooooooores.
I used to be a farmer, I made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the C.P. line, But times were hard, and though I tried, the money was'nt there, so bankers came, and took my land, and told me fair is fair. I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no, hiring oh, they'd always laugh "we just let twenty go", The government, They promised me a measly little sum, But I got too much pride to end up just another bum! Then, I thought, 'who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?' 'i'm going to be a PIRATE, on the river Sascatchewaaaaaaaaaaan! Y'arrr! arr! Arrrr! Y'Arrrrrr! Cause it's a heave! ho!, hi! ho! comin' down the plains, stealin wheat and barley, and all the other grains, And its a ho! Hey!, Hi! hey! farmers bar 'yer doors, when you see the jolly roger on Reginas mighty shores.
