It's OK, whisky is the devil's drink.
Can I perform the exorcism? I am a licensed priest of the Church of Beer!
I had an onion, but I put it in the bin because it was stale. I'm going to the supermarket now so I might buy another one. So I'll leave you in suspense, an when I return I'll tell you if I bought one. Place your bets now!
The smilie is used to express how I feel today and everyday that someone gives me sugar/caffeine/alcomahol.
