OMFG.
you have no need to worry about me touching you. We may confuse you for a boy, but we know you really have a vagina and I simply am not that way. I'm sorry.
Pls dun touch me.
i hear they break your bones.
What is the secret?! I must know.
I have a secret to tell you.
HELLO HATEMAKER CHRISTMAS
HELLO NEWSPAPER MAKER.
It is too amazing to describe it words.
I'm going to nominate Christmas for five ciddies.