I believe lies exist, yes! Oh snap!
Do you believe in lies?
Cheese and peanuts and fish and chips, these are foods you should not mix. But if you get your hands on me, I taste great with a cup of tea! I really wish I could record that. Basically, just read each word really "fully" and slowlyish in a deep voice. It's magnificent, I tell 'ee.
I'm crying so hard now that I think I- Yep. I just pooped.
Oh, sh-- Don't blame me that I'm slow. My paresnt dropped me on the head when I was a baby! And half of my brain is gone. It's a sad story. You must cry now.
No. I'm still angry at you for not usernoting me back quick enough.
Feed me, feed me~!
Murder: the unlawful killing of a usernote. No, but you can has fried with that.
Why, I never! That's just barbaric! *british lady* Can I have fried with that?
You can delete your own...... When I have the ability to get the tacos to you, damnit!
