I have to wonder if this child is even mine!
You were not around as much....I got lonely. Yes!
I hear you're having babies with other people around here... Care to explain!? And boys do suck. You need yourself a man.
Same. Boys suck. Also, you are behind on child support.
Oh, you know. Life and junk. You?
Sup?
Bawby!
Ewik!
We're already expecting the Apocalypse, so it's no biggy~
Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. The laser will be arriving shortly.