I want your job! I would listen to The Fugees all day whilst cleaning and proof reading voodoo dolls and making sure they were okay
I come back to read proof my voodoo dolls do work!
I have heartburn!
There is a bear.
My pillowcase soaked up a lot of tears when you were away.
Watch it, she smells of sunflower seeds, Weavy!
Think of the children, Bob.
Wow I cant believe you've been here since 2004 and still havent gotten a usernote Anyways here *gives usernote*
I heard rumors there was a vending machine in here.
The crawl space under my floor.