I was at Wendys the other day. I was ordering a spicy chicken sandwich. Suddenly a large man wearing a mask pointed a gun at my head and told me he wanted that spicey chicken sandwich. I said "No man, that's my sandwich. I've been waiting all day to eat one of these. The thought of this was the only thing getting me through the day! Would you deprive me of that?" He said "Oh wow, I'm really sorry, I didn't know that. I'll rob the next person that orders one." See, sometimes things work out!
