Give me the crusts, you can have the rest.
The only BSOD that I've ever had on Windows XP are the ones that I manually invoked with Right-CTRL + Scroll-Lock. http://support.microsoft.com/kb/244139
Windows works for the most part, and it does what I want it to do without spending 5 hours reading and editing text files. Furthermore, only nubs are bothered by BSODs.
You like Windows? Have a usernote.