I think I know why too, chocolate cake is amazing, well, cake in general is amazing, but still.
I hear chocolate cake makes great bait, too. :3
Hmm, that thought intrigues me, I might have to take you up on that offer. =D
You need new friends. And parents. I have a friend-catching net you can borrow >)
My friends, apparently. O_o. Same deal seems to go for Christmas too, though I do get gifts from my parents, it's only about 20% of what they spend on themselves.
Your parents are meanies and your friends... NEED TO GO ROB CONVENIENCE STORES BECAUSE SERIOUSLY WHO DOESN'T AT LEAST BAKE THEIR FRIENDS A CAKE ON THEIR BIRTHDAY?
My parents would rather spend money on themselves, and 95% of my friends are as broke and jobless as I am.
Why the hell not? THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY! THE ONLY DAY OF THE YEAR WHEN YOU ARE ENTITLED TO SHAMELESSLY DEMAND PRESENTS FROM EVERYONE! ><
I'd never ask you too =o. I'd offer to share mine, but I haven't gotten any in the last 6 or 7 years anyway. O_o.
O_O Crazy! I will NEVER share my presents >(
