Don't worry, it's okay. I would've thought you had had a sex change even if you hadn't told me.
yes you left me. YOU SAID YOU WERE ONLY GOING TO THE SHOP FOR LAMBERTS, YOU WAS GONE 8 YEARS. The kids have a new dad now, called Donna. I've been through changes...don't judge me
Have you missed me, darling?
excuse me. but where the smurf have you been?
I'm certainly enjoying it. Yeah, I know the Belfast accent. I know a couple of Irish and Northern Irish accents. Not well enough to say cities, but Northern Irish, northern Irish and southern Irish ones usually have some pretty clear differences.
ah nothing it just sounds funny. People always think I should sound like a leprechaun when I talk. But the Belfast accept is fast and threatening.
Eurgh. I'll stab myself in the neck and balls before I start saying innit. And I didn't mean cockney, per se, that's heavy London. Standard London is just a dull accent with no real..uhh, what's the word? The tint you get in accents. I can't remember. But that. Ah smurf it, I'm too tired to make sense. O_O Imp Infectionist. xD What do you mean?
You do not sound like a Cockney sir. Cocknety accents are annoying. I met a few and they kept saying 'innit' and calling eachother 'blood' You're conversations with Imp Infectionist never make any sense.
That's the standard assumption, yeah. And some of them do have that accent; especially in Bristol! But I'm pretty much accentless. Closest would probably be some Londoner accent, although I randomly slur into different accents on certain words.
REEELY? Fuh King Hell. I was way off. I expected a farmer/pirate accent from someone from Somerset.
