Conversation Between Laugh at face of Danger and Christmas

I SWIM AT FACE OF DANGER.

I EAT AT THE FACE OF DANGER.

We must have faith.

My name is not Kristina or Paul.

I know.

T-VIRUS?

The day will never be saved.

HELLO! i felt like saying hi

Man, my nephew cut off his hand, attached a gatling gun to it and ran off to Microsoft HQ. If you see him, tell him that his hand will forever miss him and wait for him to return.