Conversation Between DK and Jinx

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  1. I try not to phone pee, but sometimes I'll phone poop. You don't hear it as well.

    And I seriously would not be surprised if one day we found out Cuch was in the IRA.
  2. There was a kind of ex member who was geniunely convinced for months that he was part of the IRA and was trying to lie low because he'd car bombed something, but she was also a total spanner and would believe anything. I convinced her once that a meteor had landed outside my house and told her I was going to take a picture of it and she got all super excited until i sent her a link and it turned out to be another former members manboobs. I miss her

    You made the right choice, because I would have judged you harshly. YOU'RE A PHONE PEE-ER SAM
  3. We were talking about how Cuch is a rebel, and most likely part of the IRA.

    And yeah, I was going to. Then I realized hospital toilets are super echo-y, and you'd most definitely hear my peeing.
  4. I like the way that implies you did actually consider taking the phone with you onto the toilet, but then decided against it. "Maybe If I'm really quiet...no no, it'll never work" Our gossiping must have been really juicy.
  5. Last night I had a dream about you.

    I dreamed that I was in the hospital, and you and I were talking on the phone. We were gossiping about Cuch, and I was doing this Irish accent impression to you. Then I said I had to go, and I'd call you right back. Really, I had to pee, and I didn't want to pee and talk to you at the same time, cos I was afraid you'd know I was peeing.
  6. no.
  7. dkkk you racist
  8. what
  9. you
  10. ooh bbby
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