Well... Cz does make a good point.
Good idea. I'll just tell him to listen to the Violent Femmes.
Oh Guru of unknown proportions! I beseach you! Train AK to stop drunk posting when he gets lonely!
AH HAH! I'm on to you...
Uhh... *runs away*
Yet at the same time it is known that you are a guru, and people know of you, therefore you are not unknown, and as such, not an unknown guru... is your user name not already invalid?
If I told you what kind of guru I am, then my username would be invalidated and I would be financially ruined.
So what are you a guru in exactly?