*Leads soul-hunter into the office* Well, since your merely a mercenary, I'm giving you the temporary position of Turk. Please, have a seat. Tictac?
Angelus has this annoying tendancy to tell everyone my sinister plans. Now are you coming to my office or not?
Soul_Hunter, I official promote you to the rank of Turk! Congratulations! I'd like you to come to my office, see my gun collection.
Arrrhh!! the Princess is still alive!! *Takes out holy water and sprays* Please don't haunt me... please don't haunt me... please don't haunt me... Kyyaaarhh!! oh yes... Turkslayer's implying that your ultima weapon is insignificant as compared to his Buster Sword ^_^
urm... ok... but more importantly... My Hostage!!!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!
*Implodes* no wait... what does that word mean...
oh wait..*re reads*.. Yeah, now that I realize what he wrote, I don't think I want to be on the Slay List. :riiight:
Phew... for a moment there, i thought you would never give them back!! hahaha... you got Punk'd!!
PS: they'd explode if you don't return PrincessYuna
