Conversation Between Christmas and NeoCracker

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  1. That's a strangely enticing way to die...
  2. You better do! Or else I will cry and drown you with my tears!
  3. I shall make you proud. ;_;
  4. You have two hands! Or maybe more than that! So you are more than enough for the task!!
  5. Do I have to do both? I mean one or the other I'm fine with, but both? I don't know if I can keep up. ;_;
  6. Of course, you will be the only one! You will be the only one that will flush my toliet after I use it and the one that will brush my teeth for me after I wake up!
  7. And if I have my way I'll be the only one.

  8. Who needs a doctor when I have you. You are my favourite cracker in the universe.
  9. You know, even though you may think you are fine now, you may still want to see a doctor about that.
  10. Oh it's good. I haven't been able to urinate for years, you helped me! you are great!
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