I say we burn your flea Anthony alive for having such a horrible name.
Anthony is such a sinister and scary name.
My flea Anthony can make a girl fat at will. That's kinda the same, right?
No, she is a really special flea. She can makes a guy pregnant at will.
Oh no! My many condolences! I have some fleas you can have?
Cuz Lucy went missing last night. She was my favourite flea.
Why you so mean?
Provided it is not from you.
You like poo poo?