Chrastmus, you are the bestest!
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Is it!? It's my honor to make you all better!! Did you have good food and a good sleep along with your lovely day?
I'm a little late! It's been a crummy week, but Christmas makes it all better!
Hello!! Did you have a lovely day?
I research elephants! They eat humans when they are hungry They eat humans when they are mating They eat humans when they poo poo They eat humans as we speak now!
Maybe they have an ancient civilization with social order and laws that we don't know about! They are sneaky creatures, and sometimes mildly adorable. Has anyone even ever researched elephants before? No! Because they are sneaky and wear cloaking devices. I would know (I don't know).
Well you dun see elephant going to jail after eating a human, so it works both way.
OK! But first, just a simple question... is eating elephants legal?
