Curtle, would be a nice name for a turtle.
i am curtis watch me wiggle
I don't.
I am wearing shorts.
Sounds scary.
really is ET!
Well you should have eaten some when I told you to then!
It's unwelcome?
George would know because he is the reigning champion in 8456 of them.
You're just saying that because you want to get him for free! You treacherous bargain hunter.